can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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