well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You smell like stripper and shame
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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