i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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