Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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