I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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