we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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