i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
only you would photoshop your dick
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Randomize
