look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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