Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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