Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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