oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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