M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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