this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
