i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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