I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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