everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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