wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We don't watch enough power rangers
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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