I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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