well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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