It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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