HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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