She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Oh god it's open bar.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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