you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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