duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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