Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Small penises have feelings too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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