I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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