Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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