Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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