come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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