Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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