Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
