Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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