There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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