haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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