Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
