IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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