They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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