That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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