it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Every concussion has its silver lining
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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