were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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