I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
God I need to hump something, right now.
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