Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
