So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think i got beer on your cat.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
