would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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