I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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