If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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