Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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