we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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