i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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