hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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