thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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