There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
