capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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