Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I touched a dick in church today
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think I just shit out all my problems.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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