If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My feet surprised me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
