She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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