You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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